Cycling shorts should be black. This isn't one of those bendable rules like "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife" - this is serious. Most people think that cycling shorts are black because it helps prevent unsightly grease stains. Certainly a valid reason. And of course we all know that dark colors are slimming. But those are not the best reason to avoid light and tight. Our Polish friends pictured above are blatantly showing us why spandex shorts should be black. They are charged with indecent exposure. Or smuggling potatoes. Either way - it's a crime.
What's wrong with the outline of genitals? How is it any different than camel toes or visible nipples when its cold? These people shouldn't have to be ashamed of their bodies.
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